Turns out there *is* such a thing as too much screen time! We explore a couple of cool options for pre-readers that don’t involve screens, but do involve invisible labor by the parent to make the magic happen. Jump into the world of story narration and expensive licensed characters that are Tonie Box and Yoto Player!

We’re taking our first dip into the wide world of Sesame Street this week with the perennial favorite, “The Monster at the End of this Book” featuring lovable, furry, old Grover. Phil and Dylan are definitely not scared of the monster that’s at the end of this podcast!

We’ve discovered the source of ULTIMATE POWER! We harness all the chaos energy our toddlers can throw at us to bring you this Master Emerald of an episode. We survive a 4DX movie showing, dig into some Saturday morning classics, and sing Pantera in Target. Gotta go fast!

Frog and Toad are friends. Phil and Dylan are also friends, and definitely not cops. We’re hopping all over in the world of Frog and Toad, and just like the stories, we end up going down some roads that just don’t seem to lead anywhere.

Have you seen Across The Spiderverse yet? Imagine a dimension where Funko Pops have super powers, and NYC has only 3 locations. We swing into the world of Spidey And His Amazing Friends, and into the psyche of our children who seem to prefer villains to heroes.

We're talking Dinosaurs and David Attenborough, along with T. Rex (the Band and the dinosaur), book recommendations, and fanfic?!?! This episode also features a cameo from our first guest, Rebel!

Friendship really IS magic! Phil gives his strongest recommendation yet for... My Little Pony? Wow, talk about a dark horse. Phil takes a newly gelded Dylan on a trot through the land of Equestria.

There's no better way to get a peek into the timeline of podcast production than seeing a Christmas episode release in April. Dylan and Phil unwrap their kids favorite Christmas themed media, and Rebel has a few things to say too. Merry Happy!

The thrilling conclusion! Will our heroes throw off their red shirts and embrace the Public Domain? Will Dylan and Phil finally be out of the woods?

What's this? A two-parter!? Dylan takes Phil for a lovely walk about 50 acres into the 100 Acre Wood.

Disney's Little Mermaid provides the backdrop for an exploration of parenting while angry, sexy cecaelia, and where baby mermaids come from. Hint: it's weird.

Children's Media lives in the sunlit world of what we believe to be reality. But... there is, seen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as well produced... YouTube. (Bonus points to anyone who gets this reference)

In this first episode Dylan shares the chill, musical world of Pete the Cat with Phil. Phil then shares the dystopian, capitalism fueled nightmare that is Paw Patrol with Dylan.

Ever wonder why Genie in Return of Jafar sounds like Homer Simpson? Or if when he made Aladdin into Prince Ali did Genie also will into existence an entire kingdom and royal family to make the wish legit? These are the burning questions our children never asked us when watching this movie.